tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676310465550164999.post221131303080376513..comments2023-09-23T06:36:21.580-04:00Comments on AmsterDam Yankee; Life and kids in Amsterdam: No respectC. Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12964716103394556340noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676310465550164999.post-23698187392936408652008-09-06T14:45:00.000-04:002008-09-06T14:45:00.000-04:00Can't help it... I'm genetically programmed to ins...Can't help it... I'm genetically programmed to insert Rodney Dangerfield jokes here.<BR/><BR/>-During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. <BR/>-My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. <BR/>-The other night, I told my wife, "I hurt my little pinky." She said, "It's all right. We're not gonna have sex anyway." <BR/>-I asked my wife, I said, "Last night, were you faking it?" She said, "No, I was really sleeping!" <BR/>-I tell you, my wife and I, we don't think alike. I mean, she donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3676310465550164999.post-66991368287127310382008-09-03T06:13:00.000-04:002008-09-03T06:13:00.000-04:00You should go on strike.You should go on strike.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com