Tuesday, September 2, 2008

No respect

I get no respect and I am fucking sick of it.


DrMekon said...

You should go on strike.

Ferruchi said...

Can't help it... I'm genetically programmed to insert Rodney Dangerfield jokes here.

-During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
-My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-The other night, I told my wife, "I hurt my little pinky." She said, "It's all right. We're not gonna have sex anyway."
-I asked my wife, I said, "Last night, were you faking it?" She said, "No, I was really sleeping!"
-I tell you, my wife and I, we don't think alike. I mean, she donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless.