Holland? America? Bitching about where I am, pining for where I'm not...with kids.
You should go on strike.
Can't help it... I'm genetically programmed to insert Rodney Dangerfield jokes here.-During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. -My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -The other night, I told my wife, "I hurt my little pinky." She said, "It's all right. We're not gonna have sex anyway." -I asked my wife, I said, "Last night, were you faking it?" She said, "No, I was really sleeping!" -I tell you, my wife and I, we don't think alike. I mean, she donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless.
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