So, I work in a coffeeshop now. We don't sell coffee.
I had a girl in today who kept her nose stuck inside her shirt because she can't stand the smell (which I don't get, since there is no smoking), and asked what she should get her father for his birthday, since he's a hardcore hash smoker.
I gave her a nice piece of Zwarte Nepal while her boyfriend asked me if I could giftwrap it.
What fucking planet do I live on? Please?